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- [knocking on door]
- [playing flute]
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Mom, thanks for coming.
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She's been like this all day.
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What's wrong?
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She's really depressed.
She just lies there.
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She doesn't eat. She doesn't talk.
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She just keeps playing that stupid flute.
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[continues playing]
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Poor thing. Good thing
she didn't get that banjo she wanted.
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I don't think she realized how hard
it was gonna be after she kicked Dad out.
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Yeah. I know. I made it look like fun.
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I'll talk to her.
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Barbra Jean.
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Oh. Hey, Reba.
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- What's wrong?
- I don't know.
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I woke up this morning
with no man, no career, no future.
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I'm stuck at home with the kids.
My life has turned into yours!
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It's horrible.
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Barbra Jean, you need
to get off that couch.
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I can't. My entire backside is numb.
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My bad. I was supposed to roll her over.
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Barbra Jean, you just can't
lie around moping about Brock.
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You need to do something
to make you feel good about yourself.
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- It might be fun to go out.
- Yeah.
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Maybe to a bar.
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Been a while since I've been
in a room full of drunken men
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that want to take advantage of me.
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That makes me feel good about myself.
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Barbra Jean, you can't do that.
You're a married woman.
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I'm a separated woman.
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And I'm not gonna do anything.
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I just wanna flirt
and feel attractive again.
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Will you go with me?
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[chuckles]
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I got a great idea.
Why don't I just tell you you look nice
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and then put you in a cab?
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Reba, you have to go with me.
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You know,
because of the "two girl" theory.
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- Never heard of it.
- We have a "two girl" theory at school,
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but it's about
the girls' field hockey team.
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When a woman goes to a singles bar alone,
she looks like a loser.
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Therefore, she attracts only losers.
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
When I was young, I went to bars--
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- Okay. Tell me about your theory.
- Yeah.
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When two women go out together,
they attract the hot men,
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because they don't scream,
"Love me. We're desperate."
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You know, unless they actually do scream,
"Love me! We're desperate!"
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Which, trust me, does not work.
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- Oh. Well, since you put it that way, no.
- [groans]
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I'm goin' home.
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Uh, I don't know, Mom.
Maybe you should go with her.
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Going to a crowded bar might be
the kind of boost she needs.
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Can't you go with her?
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Remember you said if I got overwhelmed
with Barbra Jean, you'd help?
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Oh, Kyra.
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Honey, I didn't mean that.
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Fine. Okay, Barbra Jean,
I'll go with you just once.
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Oh, sweet! This is gonna be super fun.
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This is gonna be outrageous
and off the hook.
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♪ Can I get a whoo-hoo ♪
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[vocalizing]
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- What are you gonna wear?
- A disguise.
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[vocalizing continues]
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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[beeping]
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{\an8}[whirring]
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Hurry up. Hurry up!
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Honey, why are you in such a rush?
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{\an8}We've gotta get our breakfast
and get out of here.
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{\an8}Your mom spent an entire evening
with Barbra Jean.
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She's gonna be in a foul mood.
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{\an8}[dings]
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Aah!
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{\an8}Honey, why couldn't you have waited
30 seconds to eat?
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Why can't you cook?
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{\an8}Good morning, Elizabeth,
Elizabeth, Elizabeth.
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{\an8}- Good morning, Cheyenne.
- Hi.
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Good morning, Van.
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[mumbling] Mornin', Mrs. H.
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You seem like you're in a cheerful mood.
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{\an8}Oh, I had a great time with Barbra Jean
last night. That is one funny gal.
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[laughs] Grandma's still drunk.
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{\an8}You know that "two girl" theory
of Barbra Jean?
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{\an8}It really does work.
And she's like a guy magnet.
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{\an8}I mean, it's just like takin'
a giant puppy in there.
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{\an8}Those big eyes of hers.
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Plus, when you do this,
she looks every time.
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What are you looking for?
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I know it's silly,
but I had a bunch of napkins
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with telephone numbers written on 'em.
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Thought I put 'em in my purse.
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Okay, Kyra, you're on.
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Mom, look what Barbra Jean made you.
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[gasps] Reba's Cocktail Napkin Scrapbook.
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- Look at this.
- Mm-hmm.
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These are all the guys that want Reba bad.
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What?
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I've organized them by "hunkosity,"
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but there's an index
in the back that's alphabetical.
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Barbra Jean,
I can't believe you did all this.
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Yeah. Well,
the alphabetizing wasn't all her.
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Here's that neurologist's number.
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- [gasps] Dr. Bob.
- [gasps]
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- Oh. He was cute.
- Yeah, and quite a heinie.
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Oh, ho-ho. Not as good
as Joe the fireman's.
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Oh, no, they've discovered boys.
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Hey, I know him.
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Hey, Van, can I borrow $10?
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I want to take a cab to school.
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Can't you see I'm fixing my fish?
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Fine. But I'll have to tell Mom
how you got me in trouble at school.
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Oh, like I could do that.
I'm not even in your school.
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Remember that stuff you told me?
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You know, "the talk."
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- What talk?
- [sighs]
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Van gave me "the talk,"
and I told everybody else.
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Van gave you "the talk" talk?
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Well, I told him in confidence.
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Our next talk is a little something called
"keepin' your mouth shut!"
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Jake, go to school.
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Van and I need to discuss this.
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Fine. But what are you gonna say
that Van hasn't already told me?
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Oh, really.
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Are you crazy?
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Van, you can't do stuff like that.
That's for a parent to do.
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Well, I feel sorry for him.
He doesn't have a dad.
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He does have a dad.
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- I keep forgetting.
- Oh.
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Honey, you have to tell Mom exactly
what you told Jake. Everything.
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Why would I do that? She'll kill me.
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Van, it's the responsible thing to do.
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What if someone gave Elizabeth "the talk?"
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I'm not gonna do it.
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I am serious. I'm gonna be so mad.
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Not afraid of you.
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Afraid of your mother.
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I have never had so much fun
trolling for men.
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Barbra Jean, we weren't trolling.
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- They were jumping in the boat.
- Oh, yeah!
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[both laughing hysterically]
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- Oh, Reba, you and I make a great team.
- [sighs]
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Hey, we should have team jerseys made up.
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We... We could call ourselves
The Two Girls.
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And guys would come over and say,
"What does that mean, The Two Girls?"
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And I'd say, "I'm not telling." And then
they'd say, "What's your name, Sugar?"
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And I'd say, "I'm Barbra Jean,
and this is Reba."
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And then we would meet
every eligible man in town.
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And then everybody would know us,
and we'd have a huge reputation.
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[gasps, laughs]
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That sounds great.
But no shirts and no reputation.
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Reba, if we go into a bar without shirts,
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we're going to have a reputation.
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Hey, Reba, have you seen--
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Barbra Jean.
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So, where were you last night?
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Oh...
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You know, I was out.
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You know, doin' something.
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Doin' what? I thought we had plans.
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What is with all the questions, Brock?
This is like CSI: Miami.
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- Barbra Jean, we were--
- Oh, I can't hear you. Huh? Detective.
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Forensic, David Caruso.
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- [door slams]
- What was that all about?
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Barbra Jean was supposed to meet me
for marriage counseling last night.
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Instead, she was out barhopping.
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How'd you know that?
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Oh, this golf buddy of mine is one of
the bartenders over at the Blue Lounge.
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Yeah. He said she was...
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cruising with some slutty friend.
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Well, maybe your bartender friend
should stop criticizing his customers...
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and learn how to make a pink squirrel.
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And I'm sure the woman
was perfectly lovely.
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Well, who cares about her?
She's probably just some old tramp.
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No. The point is,
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Barbra Jean skipped
our counseling session.
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Which I find really selfish
and inconsiderate.
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I'm sitting there paying some guy
100 bucks an hour to feel like a fool.
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- You have no idea what that's like.
- [chuckling] Oh.
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Well, not to nitpick, but actually I do.
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Brock, when we were separated,
there were lots of times
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that you didn't show up
for our counseling.
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Well, that's different. I didn't go then
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because ours was all about you
blaming me for every little thing.
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Brock, I spent hours with that therapist,
trying to save our marriage,
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but you were off with Barbra Jean.
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Well, guess what?
Now I'm off with Barbra Jean.
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What do you think about that?
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- You were out with Barbra Jean?
- Yes!
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I'm the slutty friend. Surprise!
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go put on my war paint.
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'Cause Barbra Jean and I
are gonna go out man hunting.
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- Oh.
- Can I get a whoo-hoo?
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Well, Jake's asleep, and I'm going out.
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Cheyenne, does this outfit
make me look slutty?
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No. Of course not. You look really nice.
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Thank you.
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Mrs. H.
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Vavavavoom.
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- I'm changing.
- Van.
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Did you tell Mom yet?
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Tell me what?
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Don't do it, Cheyenne.
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Van told Jake the facts of life.
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Betrayal!
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- He did what?
- [Cheyenne] Mm-hmm.
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He gave Jake the talk about the facts
of life, but he didn't wanna tell you,
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but I thought
it was my duty as a responsible adult.
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Well, this is a surprise.
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Go after him, Mom. He's scared of you.
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Well, Van, all I can say is, thank you.
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- What?
- What?
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Well, yeah. I mean, it was really easy
telling my little girls about it,
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but I think a boy
should hear it from a man.
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Excuse me for a minute.
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You know, I can't take all the credit.
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Two dogs across the street
brought up the subject.
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I can't believe you're glad he did this.
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It was the responsible thing
to do, Cheyenne.
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Oh.
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How did he take it?
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Oh, he loved it. He was laughing.
We were high-fiving. It was awesome.
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[mouthing word]
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You kept it age appropriate, right?
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Absolutely. Nothing graphic or anything.
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I just explained that it was like,
you know, wrestling with his buddies,
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but with girls,
and that once you've done it,
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it's all you ever want to talk about.
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But, Van, he's a kid.
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You were supposed to keep it technical
and boring. Wrestling makes it sound fun.
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Don't worry. I didn't make it sound fun.
I don't even think of it like that.
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Excuse me?
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Oh. I mean it's fun with you, honey.
Just not with other people.
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What other people?
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Other people do it, Cheyenne.
Just take a look around the mall.
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Okay. Why don't you just
tell me what you said to him?
243
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Why? I did it right.
244
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All right. If it'll make you feel better,
I'll tell him it's no fun.
245
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In fact, I'll tell him it's a lot
of pressure and a lot of work,
246
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and sometimes, I'd just rather read.
247
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We'll talk about this later.
248
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Endlessly.
249
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,804
Look. I don't want you to talk to him.
250
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I just need to determine
if I need to talk to him.
251
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,977
It's no big deal, Mrs. H.
We started with the dogs.
252
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Then I segued from them
to the birds and the bees.
253
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But not for long because,
to be honest with you,
254
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I don't know anything about how
the birds and the bees do it.
255
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,531
Except if they're doing it when
they're flying, it's probably dangerous.
256
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,450
It's why you probably see birds
smashing into windows all the time.
257
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,245
Yeah. Thank you.
258
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,747
I've determined
that I do need to talk to him.
259
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,709
- Hey, he's your kid.
- Yeah. Yeah.
260
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,294
Oh.
261
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,506
Hey, Mrs. H, by the way,
262
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I told him I kind of invented it. So...
263
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I rate that guy a five.
264
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[slurps]
265
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Now he's an eight.
266
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,867
Why are you writing your phone number
on those napkins?
267
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Trying to beat the rush?
268
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,288
Yeah. 'Cause after
a couple of Jell-O shots,
269
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my name looks like "Robo."
270
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- Oh, they're cute.
- Oh, yeah.
271
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- Make the puppy eyes.
- [chuckles] Come on, Reba.
272
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They're not lookin' at my eyes.
273
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- Make the puppy eyes.
- Oh, all right.
274
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:38,520
Hey, uh, I know you. We... We work
in the same medical building.
275
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Paul. I'm the surgeon on the third floor.
276
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,440
Oh.
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My mistake, 'cause I been
getting all my surgery
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up on the second floor.
279
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[cackling]
280
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- You guys like Jell-O shots?
- Sure. Yeah.
281
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- We'll be right back.
- Thanks.
282
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,123
Reba, we should do this
every Thursday night.
283
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,626
Yeah, but then we'd only be getting
the Thursday night crop.
284
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,462
There's a whole week's worth of men
to be harvested out here.
285
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,548
Yeah, but I need something
to do on Thursdays.
286
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,051
That's my marriage counseling night
with Brock.
287
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,512
Ugh. He just makes it miserable for me.
288
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,597
Yeah, I been there. I bet he's all,
289
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:16,058
"Hey, don't blame me.
I didn't do nothin' wrong."
290
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-"I'm Brock. I'm Mr. Perfect."
- Uh-uh.
291
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,814
No. He's more like,
"We need to talk about our feelings."
292
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,358
"We need to work on this thing together."
293
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,859
[scoffs] What's that?
294
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,488
- No, he's not.
- Yeah, he is.
295
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,657
He's become really earnest.
296
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,867
And not the funny Ernest
that went to camp.
297
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,497
That don't sound like
the Brock that I know.
298
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,207
That sounds like somebody who's...
299
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,377
- trying.
- Hmm. Yeah.
300
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Trying my nerves.
301
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:49,591
Good one, Barbra Jean.
302
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,887
You know, Barbra Jean,
this could be the Jell-O talking,
303
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,723
but I think you're being hard on him.
304
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,852
Hard on him? Reba, this is hard on me.
305
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:03,647
I mean, one day he decides
he's not happy with his life.
306
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,315
Try not to take that personally.
307
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,985
Yeah. But it sounds like
he's not stopping there.
308
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,195
It sounds like he's trying
to do something about it.
309
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,613
I think the counseling will help.
310
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,282
Well, maybe I don't wanna help.
311
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:18,037
Maybe I want him to know what it feels
like to be left twisting in the wind.
312
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,914
Are you doing this to punish him?
313
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:22,666
That...
314
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,335
and cutting tiny little holes
into all of his socks.
315
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,089
Here we go, ladies.
316
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,091
You know what, we just quit drinking.
317
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:32,634
- What?
- Yeah, you heard me.
318
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:36,221
This woman is married,
and her husband is emotionally unstable.
319
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,222
Now shoo!
320
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,768
[scoffs] Reba, what did you do that for?
321
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:44,313
Look, Barbra Jean.
Nobody blames you for being hurt.
322
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:47,357
But when you got married,
you made a commitment.
323
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:51,153
Now here you are, out having
a good time, avoiding all the issues,
324
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:54,406
instead of giving it your all
and trying to save your relationship.
325
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,033
Reba, this is my marriage.
326
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,786
And maybe I don't wanna fix it.
327
00:17:58,786 --> 00:17:59,703
Okay.
328
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,914
But that's a decision
you need to make somewhere
329
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,583
where they're not
serving booze that jiggles.
330
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,461
- Now let's go.
- Fine.
331
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,547
But I'm still cutting holes in his socks.
332
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,386
Actually, I'm single.
333
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,234
Have a good day, honey.
334
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,614
Hey, how's about we keep
those dogs in the backyard!
335
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:38,617
You know what's funny?
336
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,953
You never see cats doin' that.
337
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:49,711
What you need, Brock?
338
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,881
Well, I wanted to apologize
for being such a jerk.
339
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:53,966
Which time?
340
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:56,718
The most recent one.
341
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,846
Barbra Jean called this morning,
342
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,681
she said you talked to her about therapy.
343
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,266
That means a lot to me.
344
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,018
Has Barbra Jean agreed to go with you?
345
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,270
She's not sure.
346
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,646
She'll think about it.
347
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:09,690
Man, I hope she does.
348
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,359
You really are trying, aren't you?
349
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:16,363
Harder than anything in my life.
Just wish I didn't have to do it alone.
350
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,532
I know how that feels.
351
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,033
[sighs]
352
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:23,370
You know, Brock, when we were
going through our separation,
353
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,998
I thought I'd hate you
for the rest of my life.
354
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:30,127
But now that you're going through it,
I feel bad for you,
355
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,004
and I'm sorry.
356
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,089
I really am.
357
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:37,718
I'm sorry too, Reba.
358
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,646
- Okay. That's enough of that.
- Yeah. That was--
359
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:52,149
Well, all I can say is,
360
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,943
my shrink is gonna have
a field day with this.
361
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:56,069
What do you mean?
362
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,781
Ah, you know,
the feelings you have for me.
363
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,454
I don't have feelings for you, Brock.
364
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:08,207
I said I know what you're going through.
That's called empathy.
365
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,709
Come on, Reba.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
366
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,211
You felt it.
367
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:15,923
Felt what?
368
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:17,591
You know,
369
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,384
a spark.
370
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:23,472
A spark? Of all the egotistical--
371
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,892
I show you one moment of kindness,
and you have the gall--
372
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,186
Whoa, I'm detecting
a lot of anger here, Reba.
373
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,270
You think?
374
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,814
You know, excessive anger
always covers hidden feelings.
375
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,150
Oh. Well, that may very well be,
376
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,402
but I'm not hiding my feelings. Watch.
377
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,246
I need a Jell-O shot.
378
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,794
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